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This is a bit of a weird one but if you really needed to go and wanted somewhere of luxury try one of these bathrooms out, they are supposed to be the bees knees. How brilliant are these bathroom design.
The Glass Lounge In New York
The great thing about this bathroom is that you could literally spend all day on the outside of it, laughing. The mirrors are two way and basically that means everyone in the middle of New York can actually see you tarting with your hair or trying to pop that zit. How about walking into this bathroom and walking out with all of your friends laughing at you, not the best of things to happen.
Shoji Theatre Missouri
This has to be one of the best because after watching the great country show you can go and do your business in an amazing smelling bathroom. Both men and women’s bathrooms here are 1800 square feet and the men’s room comes with a lovely $35,000 billiards table so if you get bored have a game of that with your mates.
The ladies bathroom here is made to look like it comes from the 1920s and the fireplace is imported from Paris. The room itself is filled with some of the nicest smelling flowers of the world every single week.
Ninjas
This bathroom is actually set within a 15th century style Japanese restaurant set with Ninja waiters and some brilliant bathrooms. Everything in this bathroom is automated and the seats have warmers on them for those of you that take their time. Water sprays and a blow drier for the bum is also all on hand here to help you out.
So although your bathroom may not look as good as this you could at least look at getting some decent bathroom taps.
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Posted in Humor · February 10th, 2010 · Comments (0)
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